May 2012
methlabrador:
sext: i run my fingers down your chest. i run my fingers down your chest again. i run my fingers down your chest a third time. you realize i am doing this to you over and over. you realize i am a gif, and you are a gif too, and we are playing over and over again in someone’s browser window on sexygifs.tumblr.com. you stare horrified out the glass screen at the pubescent 15 year old...
Watchpocketdonut:
nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
DISAPPOINTED.
“Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the...”
– John Scalzi tells it like it is. (Go and read the whole essay, then read the comments.)
besides the trans* erasure, yes
(via womanning)
when Im hooking up with someone for the first time...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
when someone asks me my stance on pants
whatshouldbetchescallme:
When I thought I was out of my awkward stage
whatshouldbetchescallme:
Calming Manatee →
gallifreyanheart:
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
MY MORNING ROUTINE
howdoiputthisgently:
Most girls telling their friends how they look
howtobealandshark:
me telling my friends how they look…
